Conclusions

Today, Amy found that the anatomical term "weenis" wasn't as hilariously funny to the other forty-nine students in class as is what to her.

Today, Erika found a rather constructive way to tell her mother that in spite of hurting her feelings, her new glasses didn't make her beautiful like she was before and she should stop wearing them.

Today, Tye got a subtle reminder to always look in front of him while going full-speed ahead on his bike.

Today, Dad found that the children have no problem interrupting his bedtime story to declare that mom is by far the better reader and he has been fired from the position...mid-sentence.